Sop Savant Gifts

OCD Industries

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Felix Mendelssohn

Homo Gamus

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Sir Edward Elgar

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

Holiday Gifts 2020

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"House red, sir?"

'Not whale stew again.'

"Getting a Brazilian has been nothing like I expected."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Make Your Own Alphabet Soup Starter Kit

Anton Bruckner.

Sergei Prokofiev.

'I think it needs more punctuation.'

Benjamin Britten

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

'Try new 'Letter-Rip!' It's alphabet soup AND a laxative! Guaranteed to give you a vowel movement!'

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

Ludwig van Beethoven

''Solar energy'? -- like I don't do enough for the little twerps already!'

'I figured this would make great soup - I got it from a hunter this morning!'

"Guilty! The broth was awful!"

'Today was a bit of a disaster.' - 'First I cut my finger and bled everywhere, then I lost my plaster while I was cooking.' - 'Do you want the last bowl of pumpkin soup?' - 'No, it's okay. You go for it.'

"Frankly, I think they've been completely obnoxious ever since they went solar."

'We're going solar power all the way!'

Vitamin D

A pipping hot chicken + vege broth. . . or as we now call it, a bowl of cold water.