Sop Savant Pillows

OCD Industries

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Felix Mendelssohn

Homo Gamus

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Sir Edward Elgar

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

Holiday Gifts 2020

"House red, sir?"

"Getting a Brazilian has been nothing like I expected."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

'Not whale stew again.'

Make Your Own Alphabet Soup Starter Kit

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

Anton Bruckner.

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

Sergei Prokofiev.

Benjamin Britten

'I think it needs more punctuation.'

'Try new 'Letter-Rip!' It's alphabet soup AND a laxative! Guaranteed to give you a vowel movement!'

'I figured this would make great soup - I got it from a hunter this morning!'

''Solar energy'? -- like I don't do enough for the little twerps already!'

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

"Guilty! The broth was awful!"

Ludwig van Beethoven

'Today was a bit of a disaster.' - 'First I cut my finger and bled everywhere, then I lost my plaster while I was cooking.' - 'Do you want the last bowl of pumpkin soup?' - 'No, it's okay. You go for it.'

"Frankly, I think they've been completely obnoxious ever since they went solar."

Vitamin D

'We're going solar power all the way!'