Poo Scooping T-Shirts

Pooper scoppers.

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"Humans are strange."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Dog Wrestling.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

Another great new year's eve! We're not doing anything, Ames. That's what's so good about it. The Dixons asked us over for a Quaker new year. They pop the bottles at 9 p.m. I guess

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

"Right now, I'm between naps."

'I hope you'll excuse the pajamas. They save time when people leave.'

"Man, this party's boring... do you think we oughta add a laugh track?"

'Your wife didn't do this. I'd recognize your handwriting anywhere.'

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

The Alps - Hannibal Picks Up After the Elephants.

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

"Not a chance."

'I hate these things. They're always so formal.'

"Nothing personal. It's just business."

'Better not circulate these.'

'We named him 'Raisin Bran.' Every morning in the litter box, it's two scoops!'

"There he goes again! What on earth does he do with it all?!"

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

'Here's my business card.'

"Dreadful party, nobody to talk to!"

'You don't really want to go to this party, do you?'

"I deal with yours...you deal with mine."

He's shy. I always have to drag him to these things, kicking and screaming.

Drink kills.