Litter Scoop Master Gifts

'We named him 'Raisin Bran.' Every morning in the litter box, it's two scoops!'

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

Biofelineism

'I like the litter box...but the pool has gotta go !'

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

"Be like that, but don't forget if it wasn't for me and my buddies, they'd be a whole lot more shit for the likes of you to look at!"

"Take over your planet?? - No... we're here to clean it up!!!"

Too many kooks spoil the Broth.

"There he goes again! What on earth does he do with it all?!"

'What are you trying to say, Alan?'

'Yeah, I think we might need to call a plumber. It's overflowing again.'

Human Cull: People who don't care where their cigarette butts end up.

"He got kicked out of the park for being a litter bug."

Hey, don't just throw that on the ground! What were you raised by people?

"Never, ever, think outside the box."

The Evolution of Man.

Man buying camel: 'Is he sandbox trained?'

'I understand that the hazardous waste they're hauling is used cat litter.'

"If someone watched a person walking their dog, then stop to pick up the dog's poop. . . who would they think was in charge?"

Garbage dumped in the streets

Adopt a Desert

Cappucinos to Go

'I hate 'make a difference day'.'

The Hole in the Litter Picker's Bag.

"He has some food issues."

Lorry Drivers' Training School