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"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

'Look out - a snooper from Environmental Health.'

Police Feline Unit

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

"Look at you! What's your name? Huh, cutie? What's your name? I can see the man walking you is of no help. We won't judge his rude behavior. No, we won't, will we?…"

'That's right, my Master follows me on my walk with a plastic bag in his hand: I have no privacy anymore...'

"No, I said 'sit'."

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

"The circus was good but as 'Jo Jo, the dogged faced attorney', I'm making a killing."

'Yes, I got it all.'

"That's Charles' new gun dog."

'You talk about a clean dog!'

William felt out of place in the dog obedience school.

It's a dreadful affair, Watson. Flagrant failure to use the poopy bins.

"Oh, for goodness sake! I'll change the baby's nappy!"

"Thank you for your participation in our loyalty rewards program!"

"Here, clean up after yourself."

Poopa-Scoopa

'Keep looking, nerd, keep looking.'

The Dog whisperer.

Man eyeing up woman walking dog, while his dog is eyeing up her dog.

'What does ominous mean?'

Art Prison

"You'll have to wait till we get home, I've run out of bags."

'Now you won't forget to post my parcel, dear?'