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"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

'Look out - a snooper from Environmental Health.'

Police Feline Unit

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

I spy with my little eye in the sky …

"No, I said 'sit'."

'That's right, my Master follows me on my walk with a plastic bag in his hand: I have no privacy anymore...'

"Look at you! What's your name? Huh, cutie? What's your name? I can see the man walking you is of no help. We won't judge his rude behavior. No, we won't, will we?…"

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

'Yes, I got it all.'

"The circus was good but as 'Jo Jo, the dogged faced attorney', I'm making a killing."

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

"That's Charles' new gun dog."

It's a dreadful affair, Watson. Flagrant failure to use the poopy bins.

'You talk about a clean dog!'

William felt out of place in the dog obedience school.

Walkies again?

"Thank you for your participation in our loyalty rewards program!"

'My dog's classically trained.'

"Oh, for goodness sake! I'll change the baby's nappy!"

Poopa-Scoopa

"Here, clean up after yourself."

'Keep looking, nerd, keep looking.'

The Dog whisperer.

Man eyeing up woman walking dog, while his dog is eyeing up her dog.

'What does ominous mean?'

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