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Man eyeing up woman walking dog, while his dog is eyeing up her dog.

Police Feline Unit

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Living with a cataholic.

Watchdog

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"Look at you! What's your name? Huh, cutie? What's your name? I can see the man walking you is of no help. We won't judge his rude behavior. No, we won't, will we?…"

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

'That's right, my Master follows me on my walk with a plastic bag in his hand: I have no privacy anymore...'

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

"That's Charles' new gun dog."

'This one keeps dog time.'

"Well, the date was going well until she asked me what my job is in the Police Force. "Cadaver Dog" does not seem to be the answer she was after..."

'Look out - a snooper from Environmental Health.'

Dog sleepwalking after owner

"I'm not going "walky" with my master! I'm a guard dog, we're doing rounds!"

"So do you think he smells other dogs out there or hears them?"

'And after they figure out human rights, they'll start on ours.'

The Dog whisperer.

Smirking Cat

"You'll have to wait till we get home, I've run out of bags."

Law Dawgs

"Do I ever do this to you?!"