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'That's right, my Master follows me on my walk with a plastic bag in his hand: I have no privacy anymore...'

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

Police Feline Unit

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Living with a cataholic.

Watchdog

A detective and a dog are tracing footsteps and dog prints.

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

"Look at you! What's your name? Huh, cutie? What's your name? I can see the man walking you is of no help. We won't judge his rude behavior. No, we won't, will we?…"

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

"He's a real dog person."

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

"Are they still following us?"

"That's Charles' new gun dog."

"Steve and Sue, clean up after your mutt or else!"

'Fetch!...Sit!...Heel!...Paw!...They're not great conversationists, are they?'

'My dog's classically trained.'

'Look out - a snooper from Environmental Health.'

Dog sleepwalking after owner

"I think the Chihuahua's been up on the counter again. There are several paw prints in the butter tub."

The Dog whisperer.

Man eyeing up woman walking dog, while his dog is eyeing up her dog.

"First let me give you my conspectus."

Smirking Cat

"You'll have to wait till we get home, I've run out of bags."

'But it's still early. Why don't you come on in, and we'll splinter a bone together?'

"Do I ever do this to you?!"