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The Dog whisperer.

Police Feline Unit

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Dog and Human Archaeologists

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Living with a cataholic.

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

Watchdog

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"Look at you! What's your name? Huh, cutie? What's your name? I can see the man walking you is of no help. We won't judge his rude behavior. No, we won't, will we?…"

'That's right, my Master follows me on my walk with a plastic bag in his hand: I have no privacy anymore...'

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

June: Aphid, millipedes, weevils,scab, blackleg...and other pests will be active.

Sparrow of Prey

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

'This one keeps dog time.'

"That's Charles' new gun dog."

Gardener's Calendar: Keep an eye open for pests

'Look out - a snooper from Environmental Health.'

Dog sleepwalking after owner

'And after they figure out human rights, they'll start on ours.'

Man eyeing up woman walking dog, while his dog is eyeing up her dog.

Smirking Cat

"You'll have to wait till we get home, I've run out of bags."

Law Dawgs

"Do I ever do this to you?!"

"Call a professional."

Does Your Doggy Do Doggy Doo?