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I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Police Feline Unit

'That was fun!'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Watchdog

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

A detective and a dog are tracing footsteps and dog prints.

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

"Look at you! What's your name? Huh, cutie? What's your name? I can see the man walking you is of no help. We won't judge his rude behavior. No, we won't, will we?…"

Dog on Cat.

"Good lord! Four of my dearest Facebook friends died last week!"

'That's right, my Master follows me on my walk with a plastic bag in his hand: I have no privacy anymore...'

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

"He's a real dog person."

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

'No problem...'

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

"That's Charles' new gun dog."

"Good dog!"

Which one is yours?

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

'Fetch!...Sit!...Heel!...Paw!...They're not great conversationists, are they?'

Dog sleepwalking after owner

'Look out - a snooper from Environmental Health.'

'So you're a cat person...'

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'