Paw Patrol Partner Prints

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Police Feline Unit

'That was fun!'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

Watchdog

A detective and a dog are tracing footsteps and dog prints.

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

"Look at you! What's your name? Huh, cutie? What's your name? I can see the man walking you is of no help. We won't judge his rude behavior. No, we won't, will we?…"

Dog on Cat.

"Good lord! Four of my dearest Facebook friends died last week!"

'That's right, my Master follows me on my walk with a plastic bag in his hand: I have no privacy anymore...'

"Aw, he's really attached to you."

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

"He's a real dog person."

I'm interviewing for a new walker.

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

'No problem...'

"That's Charles' new gun dog."

Which one is yours?

"Good dog!"

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

'Fetch!...Sit!...Heel!...Paw!...They're not great conversationists, are they?'

Dog sleepwalking after owner

'So you're a cat person...'

'How thoughtful - he even got the dog a present.'

'Look out - a snooper from Environmental Health.'