Litter Police T-Shirts

Cappucinos to Go

Biofelineism

Just Stop Boil

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

'Urgh!. . . That's disgusting.'

"Take over your planet?? - No... we're here to clean it up!!!"

"No, I said 'sit'."

"Be like that, but don't forget if it wasn't for me and my buddies, they'd be a whole lot more shit for the likes of you to look at!"

Pooper scoppers.

'We named him 'Raisin Bran.' Every morning in the litter box, it's two scoops!'

"Didn't you know? We just drive around. This is a mobile waste dump."

Human Cull: People who don't care where their cigarette butts end up.

"He got kicked out of the park for being a litter bug."

'You talk about a clean dog!'

Hey, don't just throw that on the ground! What were you raised by people?

It's a dreadful affair, Watson. Flagrant failure to use the poopy bins.

"Never, ever, think outside the box."

'Have we been dumping chemicals in the swamp?'

'Look out - a snooper from Environmental Health.'

'My dog's classically trained.'

"Here, clean up after yourself."

Poopa-Scoopa

'We got rid of one of our cars, and we hardly ever use the other five ...'

"Oh, for goodness sake! I'll change the baby's nappy!"

'Sure, that's stopping the current chemical release, but what about the other 31 million unregulated chemicals out there?'

Sewage in Rivers Report

Garbage dumped in the streets

We realise the Zuvex Chemical Co. is paying you lots and lots of money, but the feeling in the neighborhood is that your backyard is not a proper site for the dumping of toxic wastes.

'I hate 'make a difference day'.'