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Cappucinos to Go

Biofelineism

Just Stop Boil

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

'Urgh!. . . That's disgusting.'

"No, I said 'sit'."

"Take over your planet?? - No... we're here to clean it up!!!"

"Be like that, but don't forget if it wasn't for me and my buddies, they'd be a whole lot more shit for the likes of you to look at!"

Pooper scoppers.

'We named him 'Raisin Bran.' Every morning in the litter box, it's two scoops!'

"Didn't you know? We just drive around. This is a mobile waste dump."

"He got kicked out of the park for being a litter bug."

Human Cull: People who don't care where their cigarette butts end up.

It's a dreadful affair, Watson. Flagrant failure to use the poopy bins.

'You talk about a clean dog!'

"Never, ever, think outside the box."

'Have we been dumping chemicals in the swamp?'

"Here, clean up after yourself."

"Oh, for goodness sake! I'll change the baby's nappy!"

'Look out - a snooper from Environmental Health.'

'We got rid of one of our cars, and we hardly ever use the other five ...'

Poopa-Scoopa

'Sure, that's stopping the current chemical release, but what about the other 31 million unregulated chemicals out there?'

Garbage dumped in the streets

We realise the Zuvex Chemical Co. is paying you lots and lots of money, but the feeling in the neighborhood is that your backyard is not a proper site for the dumping of toxic wastes.

Sewage in Rivers Report

'I hate 'make a difference day'.'

The Hole in the Litter Picker's Bag.