Litter Detective T-Shirts

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

The interested bystanders.

Evolution.

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

The Complete Cycle.

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

Missing sock

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

Where missing laundry socks go!

Processed foods, unprocessed foods.

'It appears that 'reduced fat' means high fat, 'lo-fat' means plenty of fat, and 'fat-free' means some fat.'

'Look at this! The little critters are not asexual after all!'

"Be like that, but don't forget if it wasn't for me and my buddies, they'd be a whole lot more shit for the likes of you to look at!"

'Check you house for termites, Lady?'

'This soup must be loaded with additives. The label says that 'frequent use of this product requires periodic liver function tests'.'

Health food and junk food

'What were you saying a minute ago, about not being able to judge a wine by its label?'

"Eric is fitting GPS tracking tags to his socks in a bid to learn more about their migratory habits."

"This stuff comes with a prize! If you can pronounce all the ingredients, you get an honorary degree in chemistry."

Woman is on computer searching a website for lost socks.

'What are you trying to say, Alan?'

'It's a surveillance camera. Now, I'll finally be able to find out how all the socks keep disappearing.'

"Artificial coloring, artificial flavoring, artificial glop, artificial slop, artificial this, artificial that..."

'So, Mrs Goat, the X-ray of your stomach has solved a famous mystery: Where do odd socks go?'

'Do you remember when food had food in it?'

"Most people don't seem to know this, but if this button is used incorrectly it will cause socks to disappear."

Food Formerly Sold As Milk/Food Formerly Made with Sugar/Food Formerly Known as Meat/Food Former Fried.

"Okay wait, it just came in. I guess he did text for help."

'Do you have any idea how many dryer related cases we get around here?!'

Missing socks squad.