Laundry Detective T-Shirts

'It's a surveillance camera. Now, I'll finally be able to find out how all the socks keep disappearing.'

"Ah-hah! Gloria Hendershuster, I always suspected it was you stealing laundry!"

No more lost socks, dear! I'm tracking this load through every cycle!

'Don't worry. We have a search team out looking.'

'And here there is only one sock left.'

'So, Mrs Goat, the X-ray of your stomach has solved a famous mystery: Where do odd socks go?'

'And you say you last saw him in the clothes dryer?'

"Most people don't seem to know this, but if this button is used incorrectly it will cause socks to disappear."

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

"Calm down, Ma'am, can you remember the last place you saw your husband?"

"Sorry, no socks have been turned in today."

Missing sock

Where missing laundry socks go!

"Okay wait, it just came in. I guess he did text for help."

The Complete Cycle.

'Do you have any idea how many dryer related cases we get around here?!'

The Missing Sock Returns

Woman is on computer searching a website for lost socks.

"Brian, I've seen where all the missing socks have been going!"

Missing socks squad.

Sock investigations, Inc.

Missing sock poster

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Moses separating his Laundry.

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

When laundry ruled the waves.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

A man washing a mascot costume

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"