Litter Patrol Fan Gifts

"He got kicked out of the park for being a litter bug."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

Tortoise polishing his shell

Watchdog

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

'Urgh!. . . That's disgusting.'

Penfriend

"No, I said 'sit'."

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

'Mate, you've just paid two grand for a T-shirt and a hand-mower.'

'Yes, I got it all.'

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

'We have to put up with a fair bit to find these truffles, but we think they're worth it.'

Hey, don't just throw that on the ground! What were you raised by people?

Human Cull: People who don't care where their cigarette butts end up.

It's a dreadful affair, Watson. Flagrant failure to use the poopy bins.

'You talk about a clean dog!'

'You ask him to leave.'

"I'm not going "walky" with my master! I'm a guard dog, we're doing rounds!"

"Here, clean up after yourself."

Poopa-Scoopa

Walkies again?

'Look out - a snooper from Environmental Health.'

'I understand that the hazardous waste they're hauling is used cat litter.'

"Oh, for goodness sake! I'll change the baby's nappy!"

Garbage dumped in the streets

Smokers not putting their cigarette butts in the bin person so frustrated he puts the smoker in the bin

'I don't understand: Everyone stopped when I joined the food-fight at school...'

Cappucinos to Go