Litter Champion Gifts

Adopt a Desert

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

Biofelineism

Cat Reunion

Eco Princess

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

"Wait a minute. Have you guys thought about how this thing is supposed to fit in there?"

'Ants of all lands, unite!'

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

A bird is strangled by plastic carrier bag, which bears the slogan: Dispose of with care.

Man throws his burger wrapper into the trash.

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

Introducing clean conscience products

A woman's work is never done.

'P.S. When finding this message please be sure to dispose of the bottle in a bona fide bottle bank.'

'We named him 'Raisin Bran.' Every morning in the litter box, it's two scoops!'

The Creative Process

"I don't think it's possible for your room to get any messier!"

'Didn't you remove the bird before washing the cage?'

'You knew I was an amphibian when you married me!'

C'mon, dude, do you have to be environmentally conscious about everything? Boo! You Stink. 26. 11.

'What are you trying to say, Alan?'

"Today we learned about multitasking while I was passing notes, giggling with Bryan, and making spitballs."

'Yeah, I think we might need to call a plumber. It's overflowing again.'

Lorry has signs saying 'No hand signals ... but I may empty my ash tray from time to time.'

"He wants to be beach buggy ready."

'But I can't take my muddy boots off - I'm not wearing any!'

Bin men load people into their lorry. Driver says: 'The streets are so much cleaner since we started picking up the litterbugs.'

"I'll have a number 5."

''Light' beer bottles. Somewhere there's a slob on a diet.'

'I can't get into my room because of all the clothes, books and C.Ds piled up against the door, so we have to go in this way.'