Litter Champion Gifts

Adopt a Desert

Biofelineism

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

Cat Reunion

Eco Princess

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

'Ants of all lands, unite!'

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

A bird is strangled by plastic carrier bag, which bears the slogan: Dispose of with care.

Man throws his burger wrapper into the trash.

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.

Introducing clean conscience products

A woman's work is never done.

'We named him 'Raisin Bran.' Every morning in the litter box, it's two scoops!'

The Creative Process

'P.S. When finding this message please be sure to dispose of the bottle in a bona fide bottle bank.'

'You knew I was an amphibian when you married me!'

'Didn't you remove the bird before washing the cage?'

"I don't think it's possible for your room to get any messier!"

'What are you trying to say, Alan?'

"He wants to be beach buggy ready."

"Today we learned about multitasking while I was passing notes, giggling with Bryan, and making spitballs."

'Yeah, I think we might need to call a plumber. It's overflowing again.'

Lorry has signs saying 'No hand signals ... but I may empty my ash tray from time to time.'

'But I can't take my muddy boots off - I'm not wearing any!'

Bin men load people into their lorry. Driver says: 'The streets are so much cleaner since we started picking up the litterbugs.'

"I'll have a number 5."

''Light' beer bottles. Somewhere there's a slob on a diet.'

'I can't get into my room because of all the clothes, books and C.Ds piled up against the door, so we have to go in this way.'

'I just can't bear to put it up for adoption.'