Litter Legends Gifts

The Binman Cometh...

Domestic Superheroes!!

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Biofelineism

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

When laundry ruled the waves.

"This stool shall pass."

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Cat Reunion

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Be or be not. There is no question."

'I like the litter box...but the pool has gotta go !'

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

Ted Hughes

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

Search for Missing Socks

Those missing socks...where do they go?

Pioneers of the ancient west

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

'I hope your undershorts were clean.'

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'

"The last time we ordered take-out I was up all night doing laundry."

'Sire, they are starting to call you Edward the Confessor.'

'I know it looks big, but it'll shrink when I wash it.'

"You'll like thiws one. It performs a thousand revolutions a minute."

A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Man throws his burger wrapper into the trash.