Litter Legends Gifts

The Binman Cometh...

Domestic Superheroes!!

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

Biofelineism

When laundry ruled the waves.

Cat Reunion

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

"Be or be not. There is no question."

'I like the litter box...but the pool has gotta go !'

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

Search for Missing Socks

Those missing socks...where do they go?

Pioneers of the ancient west

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

'I know it looks big, but it'll shrink when I wash it.'

'Sire, they are starting to call you Edward the Confessor.'

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'

'I hope your undershorts were clean.'

"The last time we ordered take-out I was up all night doing laundry."

"You'll like thiws one. It performs a thousand revolutions a minute."

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.

Man throws his burger wrapper into the trash.

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!