Litter Legend Gifts

A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.

Man throws his burger wrapper into the trash.

'Finally they tidy up our streets as well.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

Biofelineism

When laundry ruled the waves.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Cat Reunion

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

"Be or be not. There is no question."

'I like the litter box...but the pool has gotta go !'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

Search for Missing Socks

Those missing socks...where do they go?

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

"The last time we ordered take-out I was up all night doing laundry."

'I know it looks big, but it'll shrink when I wash it.'

'I hope your undershorts were clean.'

'Sire, they are starting to call you Edward the Confessor.'

"You'll like thiws one. It performs a thousand revolutions a minute."

"I'd text you, but I haven't learnt to spell yet."

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

'I'm dropping you, you're too clean.'

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!