Litter Legend T-Shirts

A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.

Man throws his burger wrapper into the trash.

'Finally they tidy up our streets as well.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

Biofelineism

When laundry ruled the waves.

"This stool shall pass."

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Cat Reunion

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

"Be or be not. There is no question."

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'I like the litter box...but the pool has gotta go !'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

Ted Hughes

Search for Missing Socks

Those missing socks...where do they go?

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

'I hope your undershorts were clean.'

'Sire, they are starting to call you Edward the Confessor.'

'I know it looks big, but it'll shrink when I wash it.'

"The last time we ordered take-out I was up all night doing laundry."

"You'll like thiws one. It performs a thousand revolutions a minute."

"I'd text you, but I haven't learnt to spell yet."

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'