Litter Collection Gifts

''Light' beer bottles. Somewhere there's a slob on a diet.'

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

Biofelineism

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

"So unfortunately, I have to make some more cuts."

A Fork-lift.

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

Outlaw Quilting Bees

Mostly Identified Flying Objects

"How many is too many?"

The Spoonish Inquisition

"Be like that, but don't forget if it wasn't for me and my buddies, they'd be a whole lot more shit for the likes of you to look at!"

"Take over your planet?? - No... we're here to clean it up!!!"

A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.

Man throws his burger wrapper into the trash.

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

There's a fork in the road.

Fork reading newspaper

Love cutlery

"If anyone ever asks...it's hard to eat soup with a fork."

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

'What are you trying to say, Alan?'

"Helene tells me you're into fabrics."

"If you're really man's best friend, how come your food never comes with cutlery?"

'Which is it, spoon or fork? Talk or die spork!'

"Should we start without him?"

'Don't pay attention to him, it's just Atheist Spoon.'