Kitty Litter Connoisseur Gifts

Biofelineism

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'We know you have a cat.'

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Cat Boss

'Uh-oh, Ben's making his move on Goldie's food again.'

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

You naughty kittens, you lost your mittens? Now you shall have a pie.

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

Cat Lover's Leap.

"You're amazing!"

"What the?! Have you read about the Schrodinger's cat paradox? That's really twisted dude!"

"It's only the wind."

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

"How many is too many?"

Cat Video Cinema.

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

101 uses of a dead cat: lectern

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

Kate's Cat Kennel

'George, kitty got tired of waiting for us to let her in.'

"Has someone forgotten the cucumber slice and lemon wedge in my spring water again, Edna?"

Cats-can-sell anything advertising agency.

Harper's Cat Speaks: 'To whom it may concern: I will be cutting down on kitty treats.'

"The Mind Of Whiskers."

Pavlov's Dog. Pavlov's Cat.

'What are you trying to say, Alan?'

"Look who's moved in next door."

Smile!

Cat-traction.....!

Indoor cat discovers glass.

Family Pedestal - Cat is highest.

101 uses of a dead cat: cigarette dispenser