Kitty Quirk Connoisseur Gifts

Biofelineism

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Football Crazy strip six

Imagine

'We know you have a cat.'

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

'Uh-oh, Ben's making his move on Goldie's food again.'

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

"It's only the wind."

"All right, Thompson. The board concedes that this quarter's economic growth does look very much like a kitty.

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

"You're amazing!"

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

"What the?! Have you read about the Schrodinger's cat paradox? That's really twisted dude!"

Nutty Assistants

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

101 uses of a dead cat: lectern

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

"I'm working on a watercolor."

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

So, do you have any hidden talents?

Blue wine

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'

"We have a Sauvignon Blanc to refresh your palate or a lick of this toad to obliterate your sense of self."