Kitty Quirk Connoisseur Pillows

Cat Video Cinema.

Biofelineism

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Imagine

Football Crazy strip six

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

'We know you have a cat.'

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

'Uh-oh, Ben's making his move on Goldie's food again.'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

You naughty kittens, you lost your mittens? Now you shall have a pie.

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

"What the?! Have you read about the Schrodinger's cat paradox? That's really twisted dude!"

"It's only the wind."

"You're amazing!"

"All right, Thompson. The board concedes that this quarter's economic growth does look very much like a kitty.

'What's wrong with you?'

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

Nutty Assistants

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

101 uses of a dead cat: lectern

He's not going to say anything. He just likes to lick his glove.

Blue wine

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

So, do you have any hidden talents?

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

"I'm working on a watercolor."

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'