Litter Collection Pillows

''Light' beer bottles. Somewhere there's a slob on a diet.'

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

Biofelineism

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

"So unfortunately, I have to make some more cuts."

'It's a spork!'

A Fork-lift.

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

Outlaw Quilting Bees

"How many is too many?"

Mostly Identified Flying Objects

"Be like that, but don't forget if it wasn't for me and my buddies, they'd be a whole lot more shit for the likes of you to look at!"

"Take over your planet?? - No... we're here to clean it up!!!"

A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

The Spoonish Inquisition

Man throws his burger wrapper into the trash.

There's a fork in the road.

'This is not what I meant last night when I asked you to spoon me.'

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

Love cutlery

"If anyone ever asks...it's hard to eat soup with a fork."

Fork reading newspaper

'What are you trying to say, Alan?'

"Should we start without him?"

"If you're really man's best friend, how come your food never comes with cutlery?"

'Which is it, spoon or fork? Talk or die spork!'

"Helene tells me you're into fabrics."

Fork with a missing tine is in a wheelchair.

'Is it true? Was I really delivered by the SPORK???'