Cat Litter Connoisseur Pillows

'I understand that the hazardous waste they're hauling is used cat litter.'

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

Biofelineism

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

'You caught 'em. You clean 'em.'

'Uh-oh, Ben's making his move on Goldie's food again.'

"Okay, who's purring?"

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

"Cat with nine still lives"

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

'Cats. They want in, they go over the numbers, they want out.'

"You're amazing!"

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

Cat being licked by plant.

"It's only the wind."

"What the?! Have you read about the Schrodinger's cat paradox? That's really twisted dude!"

"I told you you'd made that cat flap too big."

Zen Litter Box

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

Leslie would regret bringing her cat to the pet store.

"He's so old I usually let him do what he wants."

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

"I never heard her say she was leaving you in charge."

'And it was at this point when he switched from mouse-based, desktop computers to trackpad laptops.'

'Do you know what an octopus is?'

"Pianissimo! Pianissimo!"

'Dogs have more charisma but cats have more electricity.'

"I tell you, the book has everything- sex, history, consciousness, and cats!"

Love is Love

'It's not that we can't, it's just a pain in the neck.'