Cat Litter Connoisseur Pillows

'I understand that the hazardous waste they're hauling is used cat litter.'

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

Biofelineism

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

'Uh-oh, Ben's making his move on Goldie's food again.'

"Okay, who's purring?"

'You caught 'em. You clean 'em.'

"Cat with nine still lives"

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

"Little be it for me to question the security of our relationship, but isn't that a puppy?"

'Cats. They want in, they go over the numbers, they want out.'

"You're amazing!"

"It's only the wind."

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

"What the?! Have you read about the Schrodinger's cat paradox? That's really twisted dude!"

Cat being licked by plant.

"I told you you'd made that cat flap too big."

Zen Litter Box

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

'And it was at this point when he switched from mouse-based, desktop computers to trackpad laptops.'

'Do you know what an octopus is?'

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

"He's so old I usually let him do what he wants."

Leslie would regret bringing her cat to the pet store.

"I never heard her say she was leaving you in charge."

"Pianissimo! Pianissimo!"

"I tell you, the book has everything- sex, history, consciousness, and cats!"

'Dogs have more charisma but cats have more electricity.'

Love is Love