Cat Food Connoisseur Pillows

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Diving Cat.

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

'I've got it written down...'

'Uh-oh, Ben's making his move on Goldie's food again.'

"It's only the wind."

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

"I tried dog food once. It tasted like chicken."

"What the?! Have you read about the Schrodinger's cat paradox? That's really twisted dude!"

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

Free range cat food - mice running around the store.

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

"It's the first edition of 'How dogs know what their owners are bringing home for dinner'."

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

101 uses of a dead cat: lectern

"... and just a pinch of catnip for Oscar."

'Freshly ground catnip on your salad?'

"Whoa! Just decaf today. I only had 15 hours of sleep yesterday."

'I pity the poor schlub whose job it is to make that call.'

"The Mind Of Whiskers."

Diary Of A Cat: Slept. Ate some food. Yum.

Cat looking up fish recipes.

"Look who's moved in next door."

Smile!