Cat Cafeteria Connoisseur Pillows

'Care to join me in a tuna casserole?'

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

'Do you have any catsup?'

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

'Uh-oh, Ben's making his move on Goldie's food again.'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

"What the?! Have you read about the Schrodinger's cat paradox? That's really twisted dude!"

"I tried dog food once. It tasted like chicken."

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

"It's only the wind."

"My depression is currently being treated with a combination of prescription medication and low-fat frozen yogurt."

"They love me...they really, really love me!"

Leslie would regret bringing her cat to the pet store.

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

"Whoa! Just decaf today. I only had 15 hours of sleep yesterday."

"Yesterday's weenies have migrated in with today's nuggets."

'C'mon. Just a few counties can't hurt.'

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

101 uses of a dead cat: lectern

"At last...after so many missed days...so many cruel days apart...we are together once again!"

'Freshly ground catnip on your salad?'