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"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

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"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Crab with a clown face.

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'Your reflexes are still good!'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

'Caw blimey!'

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."