Dough Dominator Gifts

A baker with HUMONGOUS hands kneading dough has a tattoo, 'Born to Bake.'

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

Baking

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

Doughboy Dad

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

Why do you need so many computers?

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

'I have created the first interactive pile of paperwork.'

Dust Bunny

I bake my own bread.

Records?

"How are we on bread?"

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

"We need a better piling system."

In and Out Trays

"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."

All work and no play makes jack a dough boy.

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

'I can dream, can't I?'

"Your kneads? What about my kneads?"

'Dang.'

I bake my own bread

Pizzeria - 'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

'Make me a bunch of appointments that I won't be able to keep.'

Baker

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

"What's wrong with my filing system?"

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"

'I like making pastry. It gets your hands clean.'

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

Out of work baker - I knead your dough

"Ideally, you want the dough to rise to about thirty-five thousand feet."