Digital Dominator Gifts

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

When Technology Attacks.

"Would someone please send him a text, requesting his attention at our meeting?"

Computer He-male (email).

"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

Why do you need so many computers?

Privacy - Surveillance

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

'I have created the first interactive pile of paperwork.'

Things that go beep in the night.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

Records?

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

"We need a better piling system."

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

In and Out Trays

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"

'These computer viruses are getting more and more powerful.'

Cyberwarfare

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

I'd rather be phishing.

Spam.

"With all the cybercrimes corporate had to bring in a new guy, Supergeek."