Document Dominator Gifts

"We need a better piling system."

In and Out Trays

Naval Institute. Innies. Outies.

'I have created the first interactive pile of paperwork.'

Records?

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

Why do you need so many computers?

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

'Your proposal sounds interesting. Can you send me a written proposal? I cannot reread a phone call.'

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

'They'll never take my word for it -- You'd better put them in writing.'

"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

'I can dream, can't I?'

"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."

Accountancy

'Make me a bunch of appointments that I won't be able to keep.'

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

Boss hands over document: 'There are too many abbreviations in your report ? can you rewrite it asap?'

Recycle Station for Confidential Files

A baker with HUMONGOUS hands kneading dough has a tattoo, 'Born to Bake.'

"What's wrong with my filing system?"

In Tray Out Tray Suspicious Tray

'Don't be alarmed at closing when you sign you name so many times you don't recognize your own signature.'

Investment company offers free paper shredder.

I type 90 words per minute and shred even faster!

Computer He-male (email).

"Yes, I'm really enjoying it here since my promotion, Joe, and by the way you're fired."

"Sorry honey. I can't sleep. I'm going to copy and collate for awhile."