Document Dominators Gifts

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

Actually, I was thinking of having the paper shredder installed right about there!

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

Why do you need so many computers?

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

'I have created the first interactive pile of paperwork.'

'Your proposal sounds interesting. Can you send me a written proposal? I cannot reread a phone call.'

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

Records?

"We need a better piling system."

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."

In and Out Trays

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."

'They'll never take my word for it -- You'd better put them in writing.'

"Here is the one pager we all agreed on..."

"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."

"You're taking this 'King Of Beasts' thing too seriously."

Declaration of Independence. Legend has it that John Hancock signed his name extra large to annoy King George. The quill must have come from a mocking bird!

Accountancy

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

Recycle Station for Confidential Files

Boss hands over document: 'There are too many abbreviations in your report ? can you rewrite it asap?'

"What's wrong with my filing system?"

In Tray Out Tray Suspicious Tray

'Don't be alarmed at closing when you sign you name so many times you don't recognize your own signature.'

Investment company offers free paper shredder.

I type 90 words per minute and shred even faster!

"Sorry honey. I can't sleep. I'm going to copy and collate for awhile."