Document Dominators Mugs

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

Actually, I was thinking of having the paper shredder installed right about there!

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

Why do you need so many computers?

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

'I have created the first interactive pile of paperwork.'

'Your proposal sounds interesting. Can you send me a written proposal? I cannot reread a phone call.'

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

Records?

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

"We need a better piling system."

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

In and Out Trays

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

'They'll never take my word for it -- You'd better put them in writing.'

"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."

"Here is the one pager we all agreed on..."

"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."

Accountancy

"You're taking this 'King Of Beasts' thing too seriously."

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

Recycle Station for Confidential Files

Boss hands over document: 'There are too many abbreviations in your report ? can you rewrite it asap?'

"What's wrong with my filing system?"

In Tray Out Tray Suspicious Tray

'Don't be alarmed at closing when you sign you name so many times you don't recognize your own signature.'

Computer He-male (email).

I type 90 words per minute and shred even faster!

"Yes, I'm really enjoying it here since my promotion, Joe, and by the way you're fired."

Investment company offers free paper shredder.