Desk Dominator Mugs

". . . It's my birthday and only good things will be allowed to happen today."

'Fersteinser believes in strictly minding his own business.'

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

"What's wrong with my filing system?"

"Yes, I'm really enjoying it here since my promotion, Joe, and by the way you're fired."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

Why do you need so many computers?

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

In - Out - Pending.

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

'I have created the first interactive pile of paperwork.'

InOutYada Yada.

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

Records?

The Boss.

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

"We need a better piling system."

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

In and Out Trays

'Pictures of your family?'

"A man's cubicle is his castle—eh, chief?"

Careerist

"People whinge about the irrelevance and duplication of paperwork, but if the forms aren't filled out how are we supposed to know how many forms have been completed?"

"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

'I can dream, can't I?'

'Remember not to shirk the paperwork.'

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."

Still Here

'Make me a bunch of appointments that I won't be able to keep.'