". . . It's my birthday and only good things will be allowed to happen today."
Desk Dominator Gifts
Looking for a gift for the desk dominator? Whether they run the workspace or just love organizing their day, our thoughtful and playful products add a dash of personality and humor. From quirky mugs to inspiring prints, find the perfect item to energize their environment and showcase their creative flair.
'Fersteinser believes in strictly minding his own business.'
A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."
"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"
"What's wrong with my filing system?"
"Yes, I'm really enjoying it here since my promotion, Joe, and by the way you're fired."
Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?
A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'
Why do you need so many computers?
In - Out - Pending.
Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.
"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."
"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."
InOutYada Yada.
'I have created the first interactive pile of paperwork.'
'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'
'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'
Records?
The Boss.
"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."
"We need a better piling system."
'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'
In and Out Trays
'Pictures of your family?'
Careerist
"People whinge about the irrelevance and duplication of paperwork, but if the forms aren't filled out how are we supposed to know how many forms have been completed?"
"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."
"A man's cubicle is his castle—eh, chief?"
A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk
'I can dream, can't I?'
'Remember not to shirk the paperwork.'
Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about
Still Here
"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."
In-Out-Far Out.
Desk Dominator Gifts Collection
Desk Dominator Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the desk dominator who loves to start their day with a smile and a hot beverage.
Desk Dominator Pillows
Browse fun and stylish pillows to add personality and comfort to any desk or lounge space for the ultimate desk dominator.
Desk Dominator Prints
Find inspiring prints that fuse humor and creativity, perfect for decorating a workspace or art wall with personality.
Desk Dominator T-Shirts
Discover a range of t-shirts that boldly celebrate those who take charge of their workspace with humor and style.