Desk Dominion Gifts

"A man's cubicle is his castle—eh, chief?"

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Shake it all about sign on desk

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

Why do you need so many computers?

In - Out - Pending.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

'I have created the first interactive pile of paperwork.'

InOutYada Yada.

I came in early to seize the day...but it seized me first.

'Bring me an in basket and an out basket and some paperwork to shuffle between them.'

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

Records?

'Sorry I'm not at the meeting, sir

"We need a better piling system."

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

In and Out Trays

Outbox.

"People whinge about the irrelevance and duplication of paperwork, but if the forms aren't filled out how are we supposed to know how many forms have been completed?"

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

Delinquent Accounts - Day Late, Dollar Short.

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

'Remember not to shirk the paperwork.'

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

Still Here

In-Out-Far Out.

Man with Sword in Penholder

Stethoscope

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."