I came in early to seize the day...but it seized me first.
Desk Disorder Devotee Gifts
Embrace the charm of organized chaos with our collection for desk disorder devotees. Whether you adore your clutter or see it as an art form, these products celebrate the fun, quirky side of a lively workspace. Find witty, inspiring, and humorous items that match your love for a slightly messy desk. Designed for those who cherish their creative clutter, our collection brings personality and humor to any workspace. Make your desk a reflection of your vibrant personality with these playful and thoughtful gifts.
IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.
"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."
'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'
"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"
Working 9 to 5.
Office Ergonomics.
"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."
The token incompetent: "Hey - don't ask me."
'I'll be a little late with those reports, sir -- my desk organizer crashed.'
'Wow, my own desk!'
"People whinge about the irrelevance and duplication of paperwork, but if the forms aren't filled out how are we supposed to know how many forms have been completed?"
"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"
Working Vacation.
International House of Paperwork
IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT.
A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk
Still Here
'It's all right. I'm just a little behind.'
In, Out and Out of Sight.
Inbox, Outbox, and Down & Out Box.
"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."
The longer you work with some people, the more they can annoy you..just by being there.
101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike
"Actually the salary isn't important. . . I just need a desk to rest my feet on."
Desk sale
"I'm an assistance dog."
'I'm afraid that we can't insure you. Our records indicate that you only have one life left'
'Well, we were told he has a penchant for micro managing
Input (not yours) and Output (only mine).
"If your internet doesn't work, please check our online help chat...if your internet doesn't work..."
'He is having trouble adjusting to the new normal.'
Reception often dictates reality.
Director of Lateral Thinking
'Nothing beats that Procedure Form C4/34.2FF6932 completion feeling...'
Desk Disorder Devotee Gifts Collection
Desk Disorder Devotee Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for desk disorder devotees. Find a humorous or inspiring design that keeps your workspace lively.
Desk Disorder Devotee Pillows
Check out our pillows that celebrate the fun of a cluttered desk. Add humor and personality to your workspace or home decor.
Desk Disorder Devotee Prints
Find the perfect print to showcase your creative chaos. Brighten up your workspace with art designed for desk disorder devotees.
Desk Disorder Devotee T-Shirts
Browse our T-shirt selection for desk disorder enthusiasts. Wear your love for creative chaos with pride and wit.