Desk Devotionalist Gifts

'He is having trouble adjusting to the new normal.'

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

Working 9 to 5.

Office Ergonomics.

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

Office Park

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

I came in early to seize the day...but it seized me first.

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

'For the next hour, hold all calls. I'll be practicing tumbling. I have to learn to roll with the punches.'

Working Vacation.

International House of Paperwork

"Tell the employees that from now I want them to do as I say, not as I do."

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

"People whinge about the irrelevance and duplication of paperwork, but if the forms aren't filled out how are we supposed to know how many forms have been completed?"

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

Still Here

'It's all right. I'm just a little behind.'

Desk Request

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"It's the new mobile office."

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

Employee asleep with his head in the 'out' box.

Exec Has His Whole Life At His Desk

Give Thanks.

Desk sale

"If you want me to ask him that you'll have to wait until after the watershed."

Rumors of war...rumors of peace.

'No, now I'm just fighting inbox inequality."