Divine Desk Enthusiasts Gifts

'Pent' and 'repent' trays on God's desk.

Office Ergonomics.

"Ok Watson, what have you dreamed up?"

I came in early to seize the day...but it seized me first.

'Wow, my own desk!'

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

'We are gathered here...'

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT.

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

Working Vacation.

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

He was forced to take early retirement.

Desk sale

"Actually the salary isn't important. . . I just need a desk to rest my feet on."

'Careful you don't strain a thumb.'

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

'Well, we were told he has a penchant for micro managing

The side effect of the standing desk craze.

'He is having trouble adjusting to the new normal.'

"The Good Lord is an excellent reference, but without a phone number..."

"Did you do all of this for me?"

Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight.

'Sure, vacation was great,,,but it's nice to get back to some quality time with work,

Angel

Laura the Desk

"Sadly, I've never been able to live up to my desk."

Do it right the first time.

'Adam was okay, but I'd like the next project to be more user-friendly.'

Man's desk deflates when he picks up his pen.

"Should we just write them off as a tragic mistake..?"

"The Lord works in mysterious ways and likes to be paid in small unmarked bills"

"Remember honey, success isn't measured by the title on your door. It's by the size of your desk."

'It's true! He does move in mysterious ways.'

"OK, fine. I'll use one of yours."