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'Pent' and 'repent' trays on God's desk.

Office Ergonomics.

'Wow, my own desk!'

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

"Ok Watson, what have you dreamed up?"

I came in early to seize the day...but it seized me first.

'We are gathered here...'

Working Vacation.

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT.

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

He was forced to take early retirement.

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

Desk sale

'Careful you don't strain a thumb.'

"Actually the salary isn't important. . . I just need a desk to rest my feet on."

'Well, we were told he has a penchant for micro managing

'He is having trouble adjusting to the new normal.'

"The Good Lord is an excellent reference, but without a phone number..."

The side effect of the standing desk craze.

"Did you do all of this for me?"

Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight.

Laura the Desk

Angel

'Sure, vacation was great,,,but it's nice to get back to some quality time with work,

"Sadly, I've never been able to live up to my desk."

Do it right the first time.

'Adam was okay, but I'd like the next project to be more user-friendly.'

Man's desk deflates when he picks up his pen.

"Should we just write them off as a tragic mistake..?"

"Remember honey, success isn't measured by the title on your door. It's by the size of your desk."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways and likes to be paid in small unmarked bills"

'It's true! He does move in mysterious ways.'

"Take care of your desk and it will take care of you."