Desk Aficionado T-Shirts

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT.

'Wow, my own desk!'

Man's desk deflates when he picks up his pen.

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Lemonade Inc.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Busy office.

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

Office Ergonomics.

401K

Corporate Whore.

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

Desk shaped like an office block.

"You have a 2 o'clock, a 3:30 and don't forget the monthly finance report is due Friday..."

Female business.

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

Big desks take time.

"I called for you creative people because I feel it's time to begin my autobiography."

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."