Desk Decor Aficionado T-Shirts

Cow with Hay In Tray and Milk Out Tray.

'Let's just say it's a token of my esteem to be prominently displayed on your desk.'

"The new piece of paper you like to keep on your desk came in."

"I work hard and I play hard."

Who is this man and what does he do?

"In"

In/Out/Out of Sight.

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

Can do...No can do

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

Divine Desk Bins

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

Office Ergonomics.

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

Two stressed drinking birds

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

Big desks take time.

'Wow, my own desk!'

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

Man with desk organizers labelled 'Wheeling' and 'Dealing'.

Working Vacation.

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

'I felt that cobblestones in the atrium would add an air of permanence to the company.'

Angry boss

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT.

Doggie Door Inbox

'This better be important.'

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'

'Ms Chenault, are these art works or profit charts? I forget which.'

"We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it."

In, out, back.

Diplomats in the form of doormats

"Looks like somebody's compensating."