Desk Decor Appreciator T-Shirts

Man sleeps in his empty out box.

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

Divine Desk Bins

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

The Pencil and Sharpener

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

Big desks take time.

'I've had that sign on the desk for 30 years, waiting for the bucks to roll in, but I'm as broke as ever.'

Two stressed drinking birds

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

"In"

'I felt that cobblestones in the atrium would add an air of permanence to the company.'

'This better be important.'

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'That's the workstation we use for district assessment scoring, or on a slow day, for playing solitaire.'

"Yes, we've not told you before about bringing your cat to work... we thought it was just a plush toy!"

'Let's just say it's a token of my esteem to be prominently displayed on your desk.'

Diplomats in the form of doormats

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'

'We won't give you a raise, but you can put this on your desk.'

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

"Looks like somebody's compensating."