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"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Can do...No can do

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

Gay Times...

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

Divine Desk Bins

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

The Pencil and Sharpener

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

Big desks take time.

Two stressed drinking birds

'I've had that sign on the desk for 30 years, waiting for the bucks to roll in, but I'm as broke as ever.'

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

"In"

Working Vacation.

Angry boss

'I felt that cobblestones in the atrium would add an air of permanence to the company.'

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

'This better be important.'

'That's the workstation we use for district assessment scoring, or on a slow day, for playing solitaire.'

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'Let's just say it's a token of my esteem to be prominently displayed on your desk.'

'We won't give you a raise, but you can put this on your desk.'

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'