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Executive golf with Newton's cradle

'This memo clearly says it's from my desk, so don't come growling at me!'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

That shows business confidence.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Divine Desk Bins

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

'Dog eat dog.'

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

The Pencil and Sharpener

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

"It's your cubicle, Nelson, not your coop."

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

Desk shaped like an office block.

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.