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'I've had that sign on the desk for 30 years, waiting for the bucks to roll in, but I'm as broke as ever.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Emergency Hipster Beard

Divine Desk Bins

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

The Pencil and Sharpener

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

Big desks take time.

'All right! Who's got my bloody stress ball?'

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

Pencil sharpeners in hell

"In"

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

'This better be important.'

Cow with Hay In Tray and Milk Out Tray.

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'That's the workstation we use for district assessment scoring, or on a slow day, for playing solitaire.'

The Milbrook Verney chair in literature. The C.K. Frebish endowment for footnotes.

'Let's just say it's a token of my esteem to be prominently displayed on your desk.'

"Looks like somebody's compensating."

Doctor with a variety of certificates on the wall featuring popular phrases used by doctors.

"I think the executive privilege thing is going to his head."

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

'We won't give you a raise, but you can put this on your desk.'

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

"We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it."