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Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"This one is less distracting."

"I think the executive privilege thing is going to his head."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"You left this on our ship."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Rocking horse

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Surf Casting

The Hobby Store

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'At lone at last.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Lego Haircut

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"It's his emotional support animal."

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

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"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."