Desk Toy Collector Mugs

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"This one is less distracting."

"I think the executive privilege thing is going to his head."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"You left this on our ship."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Rocking horse

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

The Hobby Store

Surf Casting

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'At lone at last.'

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Lego Haircut

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Slinky Cow World

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"It's his emotional support animal."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"