Toy Collector Mugs

"I'm Bored."

"We found this in your brain."

'Hang on kid...you have to sign up before you get to play with the toys!'

'Jack, you need to start thinking outside the box.'

"Wanna go steady?"

God bless Mom and Dad. Grant them the power to anticipate my every need and the means to fulfill them.

'Timmy's very bright for his age. He knows nearly all his ABC's!'

Troys'R'Us.

"Hop up into the jolly jumper and let's see what you're made of"

"You know, boys, I could get this crap a lot cheaper from China."

'Your resume is quite impressive, but we're looking for self-starters.'

"I'm trying to remember a happier time.

Wind-up Men

'I can't see a problem, Your nose should be a very simple procedure,'

Industrial action man.

'There's something manly about a guy with a pipe.'

'Well, Santa may live at the North Pole, but these labels say his workshop is in China.'

ZOO

'I can't eat anything, I'm stuffed.'

Between going to school, watching TV and doing my homework, I hardly have any quality time to spend with my doll.

'Mother and child buying cereal.'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

Rats are abandoning a sinking ship in the bath.

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Luggage Collection: A Jack-in-the-box's damaged Box.

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

"Sarge, permission to move freely?"

'Some soccer ball, eh dad?'

'Toys for Girls who like Toys for Boys.'

"My new dolls are smart. In fact, one of them is doing my homework."

A dolls house with a working chimney.

"OK, I want you to get down and stay down."

'What happens when your little sister misses her toy money?'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'