Desk Toy Aficionado Mugs

"I'm a little worried about that non-executive director we chose."

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

The Rubber Ball Company

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

'I can change! I swear!'

'OK, it's a deal. You take my baths for me and I'll buy you some new toys.'

It's more than a mike!

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

Big desks take time.

'Wow, my own desk!'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

"I've heard that you two don't have enough to do."

Working Vacation.

'We do like the children to have wooden toys.'

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT.

"In"

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

'This better be important.'

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

'Let's just say it's a token of my esteem to be prominently displayed on your desk.'

In, Out and Out of Sight.

To be or not to be in-trays.

'As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff.'

"I think the executive privilege thing is going to his head."

"Hodgekins... you're like the annoying son I never had."