Desk Toy Aficionado Gifts

"I'm a little worried about that non-executive director we chose."

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

The Rubber Ball Company

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

'I can change! I swear!'

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

'OK, it's a deal. You take my baths for me and I'll buy you some new toys.'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

'Wow, my own desk!'

Big desks take time.

It's more than a mike!

Man with desk organizers labelled 'Wheeling' and 'Dealing'.

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

"I've heard that you two don't have enough to do."

Working Vacation.

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

'We do like the children to have wooden toys.'

"In"

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT.

LEGO profits.

Doggie Door Inbox

'This better be important.'

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

Cow with Hay In Tray and Milk Out Tray.

'Let's just say it's a token of my esteem to be prominently displayed on your desk.'

'As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff.'

"Hodgekins... you're like the annoying son I never had."

"I think the executive privilege thing is going to his head."